This is why I’m gonna marry Eli Roth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gS0TgS_Sgs
I’ve watched this interview a hundred times, and still think it’s so funny. He’s like a very large man-child, and I love it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRGIruJ3DPo&feature=fvsr
For the life of me, I will never understand how or why people find this Jenna Marbles girl funny. I realize she is supposed to be SUPER crude and SUPER sarcastic and tell it like it is, but I don’t get any of that out of her videos. She just says the same old stuff. The only thing her lame jokes bring to mind is the Dundies episode of The Office in season 7 when Deangelo Vickers is co-hosting The Dundies and is super nervous and starts off by saying “Fall asleep right after sex, huh guys?” and it’s super awkward and Jim tells him to stick to the script. LOL When all of your jokes are based on tired gender stereotypes, you have to add something fresh to them to make them funny or it doesn’t work because everyone’s heard these generalizations before….
This is probably pretty close to what the Oscar nominations are going to be, and I think I’m okay with Hugo winning best picture. What I’m most excited about, though, is Will Reiser being up for best original screenplay for 50/50! (yayayaay!) Something about that movie is just amazing to me- the characters are really well-written and the relationships feel real, which is surprising since the subject matter had the potential of being ridiculously corny. Young Adult is also nominated for best original screenplay, and although I haven’t seen it yet, I’d be okay with it winning…just because I want to be like Diablo Cody…minus the stripper part…
I knew Angelina Jolie couldn’t have written this movie by herself! I kept saying she had a ghost writer, but NOPE she probably just plagiarized big time. I’m curious to see how the lawsuit turns out.
DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME, LIONSGATE
I heard recently that Lionsgate wants to do a remake of American Psycho. I am not sure how I feel about this, the original is one of my favorite movies. They are looking to do a completely new screenplay adaptation and hire a new director and cast. Christian Bale was one of the best parts of that movie, and I heard Bret Easton Ellis wants Scott Disick to be a part of the cast!? I know he is basically a real life Patrick Bateman, but I highly doubt he has any acting talent. This morning he tweeted that he wants to be a part of it…I wonder if he knows the entire story is a satire on his life…
This is the best day of my life. Alcohol infused ice cream is going to be sold in stores. I’m not sure why it wasn’t before, but either way it’s going to be delicious and amazing…sounds like the perfect way to get drunk when I’m too lazy to go out. Now I don’t have to feel bad drinking wine in my pajamas. Click on this so you can see it- she’s so beautiful.
Tiny Book of Tiny Stories = everything I dreamed it would be.
I am obsessing over “The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories.” Not only is it mini and cute, but the whole concept behind it is really cool. The entire book (all 83 pages of it) is just a bunch of cool little illustrations, anecdotes, and stories that were inspired by each other and contributed from different artists. “The universe is not made of atoms; It’s made of tiny stories.” I am officially in love with JGL. Everyone should go read it and then talk to me about it. It could be magical.
About me
My life can be split into two categories- time wasted and time spent with Johnny Depp. And when I say "time spent with" I mean stalking and researching every facet of his personal life.
